Today I sniffed
Many dog butts--I celebrate
By kissing your face. |
I lie belly-up
In the sunshine, happier than
You ever will be. |
Sleeping here, my chin
On your foot--no greater bliss
--well, Maybe catching rats. |
I love my master;
Thus I perfume myself with
This long-rotten squirrel. |
I lift my leg and
Whiz on each bush . Hello,
Spot-
Sniff this and weep. |
My human is home!
I am so ecstatic I have
Made a puddle. |
I sound the alarm!
Paperboy--come to kill us all--
Look! Look! Look!
Look! Look! |
I sound the alarm!
Garbage man--come to kill us
all--
Look! Look! Look!
Look! Look! |
The cat is not all
Bad--she fills the litter box
With Tootsie Rolls. |
I am your best friend,
Now, always, and especially
When you are eating. |
My owners' mood is
Romantic--I lie near their
Feet. I fart a big one. |
How do I love thee?
The ways are numberless as
My hairs on the rug. |
I Hate my choke chain.
Look, world, they strangle me!
Ack
Ack Ack Ack Ack Ack! |
You may call them fleas,
But they are far more--I call
Them a vocation. |
Dig under fence--why?
Because it's there. Because it's
There. Because it's there. |
Look in my eyes and
Deny it. No human could
Love you as much I do. |